At a party with Lily and she spots a nice looking packet of crisps. Open them up and she takes one out.
“Teddy Bear!” Pointing at the crisp in her hand.
“Thats right Lily. Well done”.
Teddy bear is then put in to her hungry mouth and its head snapped off!
“Oh no Daddy” she says pointing at the decapitated potato based food.
Next the left leg gets the treatment …”Oh no Daddy!”
The right leg then the torso swiftly follow with an “Oh no” after each.
The next unlucky Teddy is plucked from the bag to meet its fate. The head is first to go again!
“Oh no Daddy . . . . . . .”